ASTONISHINGLY TRUE FACTS about

[anal pounding shit hammer]

the ANAL POUNDER!!!!!!

In the late 1980s I invented a new species of tree. it never caught on.

One of my knees attracts cats.

Both of my hearts have variable valve timing.




More to come.
To many at once and your mind will explode.

[anal pounding shit hammer]

My testes have their own gravitational field.

I have a full size tattoo of my face on my face.

[Godgrave]

What the .... freggin awesome!

[anal pounding shit hammer]

i very mysterious man.
ive had my hands in many things.
i thought id share.

[JimminySnakeTits]

My testes have their own gravitational field.

Technically, anything with mass will have some gravitational pull on other objects around it. Now, let's just hope they don't collapse on themselves under their own immense weight and create a black hole...oh wait, what's that behind your taint?!?

[anal pounding shit hammer]

LOL.

If you start me on fire I will burn for 1,000 days.

To drink I suck the moisture from ducks.

When I walk my feet make a sort of wah-wah guitar sound.

[JimminySnakeTits]

Here's a true fact about Derek: he'll be leaving to come down to Madison soon, so we can play a show tonight in Stoughton.

Here's another fact: tickets are hard to sell for Thursday night shows out of town...

[Cholernik]

He also loves me

[Fritz]

it is rumored that he won a caesar salad eating competition in Wichita, but the source is a bit sketchy.

[Cholernik]

it is rumored that he won a caesar salad eating competition in Wichita, but the source is a bit sketchy.

i can back it up, i've got pics

[anal pounding shit hammer]

im not saying wether its true or not...but id like to see pictures

[Cholernik]

let me search my old digital camera, i'll find it

[anal pounding shit hammer]

[Cholernik]

I found it!

[Fritz]

that's fan-fucking-tEsticular!!!

[bubba_l_s]

thats hilarious

[Cholernik]

yea, i could only find the one, i might have another one on another SD card somewhere, but that might take a while to find.

[Cholernik]

oh here it is, i think he was on his victory lap after winning. I took this picture after he tripped on some shit and well the bowl broke, and the whole place was just destroyed. he suffered some serious wounds but the KU medical students were top notch that year, fixed him right up.

[Fritz]

I think you should take that 1st pic and make it your avatar hammershit.

[Cholernik]

I dont think he's seen it yet

[anal pounding shit hammer]

i would if i knew how to make avatars!
if some ones does it for me i will.
and cholernick, i laughed so hard at those that i teared up.
bravo!

[Cholernik]

yeah, i'm still laughing

[Cholernik]

all nice and resized

[metalheaddrummer101]

so now it won't be chuck norris jokes, it'll be APSH jokes? \m/

[Cholernik]

you betchya