HAMMER OF EREBUS INSTRUCTIONS

[iwieldthehammer]

here are the instructions for the hammer of erebus so that you know what that hammer is doing on stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75XVufiGPw

[anal pounding shit hammer]

This is epically awesome!

[40ozfist]

that takes balls......crowd participation is almost always instant fail....but who can't count to three or follow intructions while they're drunkenly enjoying a band right! the real question is, do you have a specific hammer for shows, or do you have several for whatever mood srtikes you?! i'd prolly have a few, but that's just me.....maybe a really tiny one if the show wasn't going well.....and a giant one for when i want to impress the ladies......just some suggestions!

[anal pounding shit hammer]

the show doesnt go bad if you produce a large sledgehammer.
trust me on that one!

[40ozfist]

the show doesnt go bad if you produce a large sledgehammer.
trust me on that one!

obedience by threat of bodily harm! i like it!

[bubba_l_s]

doesnt hurt to throw out a printer and have the crowd smash it up, either

[anal pounding shit hammer]

obedience by threat of bodily harm! i like it!

It works pretty well.

Lol Bubba, I had completely forgotten about that show and that you guys played it.
I still feel like an idiot for falling into a pile of glass. I feel stupid for not realizing it at the time but once I thought about it, duh, of course printers have glass.
Oh well its not like i fell on it on purpose!

I must say the Hammer Of Erebus is truely something to see live.
It is aww inspiring really.

And I love the look on venue owners faces when we walk in with it over our shoulders.

[bubba_l_s]

lol, yeah, i think that was the first time i saw you guys. yeah, its definitely awesome